keep your feet on the ground
My name is Bayleigh. 16. I spend too much time on this website.


what if 911 called you


Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with



i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

Or how about: what is the probability that I’ll wake up tomorrow with the power to fly? Or turn invisible?