Saving family business.
more accurate than the original line
HOLY SHIT INCEST ON A STICK HE JUST PUSHED A CHILD OUT OF A FUCKING 10-STORY WINDOW
Looks like somebody just started watching Game of Thrones.
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
Looking in the mirror before school like, “well, it’s not going to get any better.”
I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends.
some people are like “you shouldnt throw the word love around so easily” but im full of love, i love so many people here. i love everyone and i need to let people know that i love them.